The purpose of the Sonuvabitch City Cooperative is to promote the values of the solarpuke movement (as defined in our Values and Mission Statement) (which is just a white socialist brat's buzz word for living off the land), begging for money to throw at our favorite outsiders, and stabbing our own in the back.

We believe in values of the solarpuke movement, which we believe to include:

• LARPing Leftism;
• Social, economic and ecological injustice;
• Cooperation, community and mutual aid for neurotypicals only;
• Decentralisation, Liberal democracy that runs on clout;

The entirety of our Values and Mission Statement is available here.